January 2008
HAPPY NEW YEAR! omg, lingerie show + Alarmists + Mark Mallman fucking rocked in 2008 at the Varsity Theater. Minneapolis Love.
Checking out some Radiohead.tv and looking into a booze-type situation.
Meanwhile, here’s an Iowan UpTaker video from inside the Bill Richardson campaign: http://tinyurl.com/2hwn5e
Spent a lot of time driving for nothing 2nite. Lorika attemptaing to give me a haircut. Heading to Varsity later on. Party mood where RU?
December 2007
My "tard santa" xmas video →
I just had Christmas with my friends; we drew names for a “tard santa” exchange. This is my gift to T-bone. The DVD version loops, over and over and Owwwwww!
Here’s my offensive/funny “tard santa” xmas video for a friend: http://blip.tv/file/569755
Heading to Tard Xmas with the Komedy Koven. Got a sweet new tard video i’ll post tomorrow.
@DavidHowell why no likey Blip? or you just want to do HD stuff on vimeo…
@bliptv thanks for the super awesome holiday card! i think this is the best card from a company ever, so personalized and stuff. <3 BLIP
I’ve got a headache. Tough trying to figure out logistics of covering New Hampshire and Iowa, plus client work, holiday stuff, etc. toomuch!
Organizing logistics for our trip to Iowa. Starting to think of it like a military operation, but more fun. Yes we’re attacking Iowa, RAAR!
The Golden Compass ROCKED. Go see it. I saw it with my comfy new hat-n-scarf. Thanks @mom. (Note, actual mom not on Twitter.)
@perfectporridge you made the Jefferson-Jackson dinner, and that video, twice as interesting!
Can’t believe I haven’t seen Juno yet. Going to attempt seeing The Golden Compass again tonight.
@jacksonwest you’re my favorite bachelor!
@DeirdreS what is your daughter up to? i have an interview with her from jan 2005 in jakob lodwick’s bedroom. (not as weird as that sounds)
Emailing Joe Trippi… hoping he remembers me from the Blogumentary.
@chrisbrogan haha, totally War of the Worlds. Twitterati everywhere are wondering “WTF, why wasn’t i invited?”
I gotta pee… someone take over Twittering the Twitter Fashion Show. @taulpaul @Zadi @anybody?!
eww i just got squirted, awesome
Everyone’s jumping over each other to get squirted by @laughingsquid but all blinded by the flashing of squid-cams. Nice iPhone shades!!
Slime monster plx dont hurt us?? Oh It’s @laughingsquid !! He must be 12 ft tall, spewing neon goop all over, every tendril has a camera
Anyone care to guess??
Aigkh, stinky - somethings knocking down part of the stage. WHOA! It’s a giant slimy thing! Can’t see, so many flashes of light, it’s huge
Allright, “Superfreak”! Brownn deederdownt. Deert-downtm deert-downt! The corwd is pumped but there’s a putrid smell in the air, and glowing
@writersstrike turns gracefully, oh, lifting up the backside. Huh. “Riot Grrrl” written on the buttcheeks in lipstick. Unexpected - bravo.
@writersstrike is tastefully draped in white silk, with little black letters falling off in sparkly clouds. Black tape over her/his mouth.
Looks like some more political stuff now. @writersstrike is up! So that’s what s/he looks like. Kinda Marilyn Manson-y, androgynous + short.
…made of frozen peas. I guess it’s all an homage to @susanreynolds and, like, the environment or something? Uh oh, I see boners. Next…
What’s this… @ev is filling up the gas tank with green stuff? Oh! It’s frozen peas! I see now, it’s a “Pea-Cycle”. @Mickipedia wears a bra
@ev and @biz from Twitter are literally chained to each of @Mickipedia ‘s, well… clearly they’re boyslaves, in tight leather thongs.
Correction! @Mickipedia on a sweetass Harley riding up the stage, she’s all black leather except for a pea-green bikini top. And dancers—
Mötlëy Crüë - Girls! Girls! Girls! and I hear a motorcycle, the crowd is revver up! Maybe Ze Frank?
They’re trying to hose down the stage now but it’s a Truemor link shitstorm coming out of @guykawasaki ‘s pants. Wow what a show tonite.
Oh dear. Okay, didn’t need to see this. Looks like @guykawasaki is relieving himself onstage. I think he’s - yes, he’s pooping out links.
@guykawasaki is smiling very hard as he squats down slowly on the stage. Oh! There’s a zipper in the back of his black slacks… what’s this
Next up is the legend, @guykawasaki — dressed in all black Steve Jobs-style, mock turtleneck. Carrying a yellow Gucci Truemors handbag.
@Veronica is doing some sort of… tai chi dance? Looking side-to-side, wait — there’s another pair of arms behind her. Indian goddess??
Twitter Fashion Show, new music now — a Chariots of Fire remix. Who’s this? Oh YES, it’s @Veronica Belmont in a hott striped rubber suit -
brb… waitstaff handing out little bags of leafy greens w/chocolate vinaigrette. oh i get it, these are Shitbag Salads. pretty good!
@xenijardin - or her cyborg doppleganger - flew off yelling something about “teh suck” and spraying the audience with some sort of lube. :0
@xenijardin is lifting a large security dude out of the audience by the neck — is she a fucking cyborg? Oh GOD she just snapped his neck!
Powerful. Wait — I’m seeing something in her hair, an antenna? Her skin looks slightly… foamy? Oh shit. She’s reaching into the audience
Next up is bOINGbOING’s own @xenjardin — well, she’s just naked. Wow, what a statement.
@scobleizer is wearing a dress made of shiny Seagate hard drive disks, again very form-fitting. Oh those curves + naughty flesh glimpses!
Next up in the Twitter Fashion Show… of course, @scobleizer . He’s wearing a very tight-fitting dress made of mirrors. Wait, scratch that
@Zadi is wearing a ragged white tee with some grunge writing, very 90’s… looks like it says… ha! “Colanoscopy XXX” - trés cool black+red
Here we go… OMG it’s @Zadi of Epic-Fu! She’s wearing a skirt that appears to be made of broken Guitar Hero guitar parts, with pink daisies
Time for the Twitter Fashion Show. These are some deep sub-arctic beats, with occasional faggy keyboard flourishes. Ahh, there’s the diva!
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