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I love and fear you Mark

I love and fear you Mark

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Andy Samberg Parodies Mark Zuckerberg at Facebook F8

“Are you sick of getting drunk and poking someone you shouldn’t? Like a co-worker, someone you met five minutes ago, or your cousin? I’m proud to introduce a feature called ‘The Slow Poke.’ It’s the only poke that takes 24 hours to reach the person you send it to, so you have a full day to sober up, realize you’re an idiot, and retract the poke.”

Jesse Eisenberg has stiff competition if Sorkin ever decides to make The Social Network: Reloaded.

(via Laughing Squid)

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